Things I Learned And Wrote At Age 23

• If you see yourself as your mother sees you, you are arrogant.

• The phrase "No offense..." is a hypocritical one.  There is nothing to follow this phrase which could not be construed as offensive.

• Being bossy is not telling others what to do.  It is telling others what to do when you have no authority to do so.

• There are two kinds of people who cannot fix a problem:
• Those who are too small to fix it
• Those who are too big to fix it