- People are first attracted to cynicism because it seems mature.
- Life is seldom fair, and it seems fair even less so.
- Grace is getting what you don't deserve. Mercy is not getting what you do deserve.
- If you make a woman cry, you have lost.
- You can find out if a wound has healed by its response when provoked.
- The strangest quality of being young is that most of the people who will be at my funeral have not been born yet.
- One of the most foolish things we can do is place our happiness on anything in the future.
